07 March 2010

Oscars: Red Carpet Stream of Thought, Part Three

(the ABC version)

kathy ireland does red carpet? um. k.

penelop cruz wins. for everything. girl crush.

oh G-d. kathy ireland sucks at this. and what is up with her hair?

sandra bullock again...in marchesa (thanks ABC for asking, E can't seem to get that part right). the dress is even prettier in high def.

remember those barbie doll stands that you could put them in and turn them just ever so slightly to do their hair and pose them? i think kathy ireland has one of those stuck up her tuckus. this is painful to watch.

aw, aw, aw christopher plummer. only christopher could rock all this color. blue and black tux with a red pocket square. helen mirren looks gorgeous in badgley mischka. she is fantastic no matter what she wears.

wow. jennifer lopez' dress is being covered by ABC soooo much better than it was on E. good GD, i love this dress. it's insanely beautiful and, um, her butt looks great.

sjp again. why do i want to zzzzzzzzzzzzzz when she's on the oscars? dress, again, gorgeous, but neck up i am not feeling it. she didn't say couture! yea!

cameron diaz (again) is in oscar de la renta. i do love it.

ABC spokespeople do not transition well.

tina fey's hair looks awesome.

OH G-D MILEY AGAIN. with kathy. it's too much. make it stop. make it stop!!!

jeff bridges is wearing gucci. did i mention that i love him?

kate winslet in YSL. did she find the fountain of youth and not tell anyone?

what is wrong with kathy ireland's arm?

taylor lautner. you are too young for me. that is all.

meryl is in chris march again. he must have found a lucky star after project runway.

ok...on to the show!


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